bubblesarebeautiful:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

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Me nd my John Green GF

seaincense:

Me: bby your cigarette is so cold

GF: that me taphor

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larissafae:

radsocfem:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

The moon’s weird though, right?

first of all how dare u

larissafae:

radsocfem:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

The moon’s weird though, right?

first of all how dare u

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bagmilk:

bagmilk:

where’s my fanart

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(Source: bagmilk)

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potatofuzz:

What I want my ships to do:

  • buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle
  • snuggle in a big blanket
  • hold hands
  • nibble on wristbones
  • whisper into necks
  • be lazy
  • buy food
  • feed each other gummy worms
  • laugh a lot
  • laugh more
  • headbutts
  • get really happy
  • BANG
  • eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and pancakes with syrup
  • argue over which avenger is the hottest
  • make scrapbooks
  • visit family
  • sing really loud in the car

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potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

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We were so close. We can be like that again.

(Source: kpfun)

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

(Source: panerasexual)

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bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

(Source: gloomyteens)

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vinebox:

IM WEAK

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vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

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